Scented Soy Candle in Amber Jar - Detox from Today’s Apocalyptic Headlines, Multiple Sizes & Scents

🌀 Highlights of the Detox from Today’s Apocalyptic Headlines Candle:
✓ Soy-based and non-toxic for a cleaner, calmer burn
✓ Choose from six blissfully escapist scents (Atlantis Whisper? Yes please.)
✓ Reusable amber glass jar = candle now, cute vase later
✓ Assembled in the USA with globally sourced magic
✓ ASTM-compliant for safety—even if the headlines aren’t

🛋️ Ways to Use It:
✓ Light when the news cycle feels like a disaster movie
✓ Use as a cozy mood-setter for quiet nights in
✓ Add to care packages or “just thinking of you” gifts
✓ A+ for holiday gifting with a side of snark
✓ Pair with fuzzy socks, a good book, and absolutely no scrolling

🧼 Caring for your candle:
✓ Burn within sight (not while rage-reading Facebook)
✓ Keep away from flammables, children, and politicians
✓ Repurpose jar after use for trinkets, tea, or tiny secrets