Drama Narrator Fairy Sweatshirt | Comfort Colors Garment Dyed Lightweight Crewneck

🌟 She’s not stirring the cauldron—just giving a live commentary while it bubbles over. Featuring the sly line "I never start the drama. I simply narrate it." alongside a regal Victorian-style fairy with a fan and a knowing smirk, this sweatshirt is tailor-made for those who thrive on wit, not chaos. The garment-dyed Comfort Colors crewneck offers a lived-in softness and a rich, layered color that feels like it’s been your favorite for years.

📏 Highlights:
· Elegant fairy in Victorian-inspired gown holding a fan
· Playful, drama-loving quote for storytellers and observers alike
· Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear
· Lightweight sweatshirt ideal for year-round layering
· 1x1 rib collar, cuffs, and waistband for lasting shape

🎁 Where to wear it:
· Book club nights where the tea is both hot and metaphorical
· Cozy evenings narrating family gossip by the fire
· As a cheeky gift for your favorite storyteller
· Autumn markets, coffee shop hangs, or whimsical gatherings

🧺 Caring for your sweatshirt:
· Machine wash cold with like colors
· Tumble dry low or hang to dry
· Avoid bleach to preserve garment-dyed finish